deadpeasants: chrisray: halcyonhours: A man today in San Jacinto, Maracay, Aragua State, was saved from a bullet shot by the police by his iPhone.  This is the only good reason to buy and iphone…and damn is it a good reason Did the market literally just protect someone from the state?

deadpeasants:

chrisray:

halcyonhours:

A man today in San Jacinto, Maracay, Aragua State, was saved from a bullet shot by the police by his iPhone. 

This is the only good reason to buy and iphone…and damn is it a good reason

Did the market literally just protect someone from the state?

cinnamour: tricksterjaneycrocker: stugahtsz: juncko: madmeinabluebox: forever-pretty-awkward: Ways to kill your enemies I know way too much about killing people because of this website I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them bubble tea of death Who drinks water with their mouths open too wide to notice that though

cinnamour:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Who drinks water with their mouths open too wide to notice that though

nendoheartbell: suzushinayuriko: Fun fact: This was drawn by Madoka’s voice actor. Fun Fact: This was drawn by Madoka and Homura’s English voice actors.

nendoheartbell:

suzushinayuriko:

Fun fact: This was drawn by Madoka’s voice actor.

Fun Fact: This was drawn by Madoka and Homura’s English voice actors.

chellodello:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

sassygayalexkralie:

i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT

OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND

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SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO

IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE

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GOD

DAMN

brilliant

I’m about 1000000% sure this is GLaDOS

cubicalspace:

missakinz:

triple homos episode 1 - everyone is uke

all aboard the xincest ship

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whY DID I EVEN SIGN UP FOR TUMBLR

cubicalspace replied to your post: cubicalspace replied to your post: thank u ohm for…

for everyone over 18 years of age (a collab by ohm and xin)

what if we actually made one

elanra:

This is what happens when Kino Hinoki signs your manga.

(source @kinokokko)
spooky-panda: Day 4: Your OTP since the pilot episode

spooky-panda:

Day 4: Your OTP since the pilot episode

Track:
Artist:
Album:

fuckyesmashups:

HALLOWEEN GHOSTNAM STYLE!

(Right-Click to Download)

clothoboorocracy: stormybabe: I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*” My hero

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

kazillyboo:

Upcoming official Ib merchandise

i would buy the shit out of that tote bag